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[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The labeling on those axes is horrific. A human is apparently about 7 units of "Large" on the "Size" axis, and can piss around 110 units of "Jet" on the "Shape" axis.

What is 7 units of Large Size you wonder? Fuck you. What is 110 units of Jet Shape you ask? Hell if we know. You sure aren't going to.

What are all the unlabeled dots? Who cares. Sample size? "I saw one do it."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Also not to forget according to this a cow is more than 10 times as large as a human

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

And a bit smaller than a dog, slightly larger than a cat.

Did these scientist observe and document a pissing toddler?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, humans are about 150 or 200 freedom units, and various breeds of cow weigh 10x that or more

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

With one data point as sample size, it could have been a baby, a huge bodybuilder or anything. Same goes for the ~~human~~ cow. All of this isn't reliable data and we shouldn't even discuss it here.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Considering the human here is smaller than a dog and slightly larger than a cat, they apparently picked this subject up at a kindergarten.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I feel like the three humans and dozens of cicadas are probably skewing the results as well.

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