this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

More like:

  1. You file a ticket
  2. crickets
  3. IT replies at 2am asking more info.
  4. IT closes the ticket at 4am because you didn’t respond in 2 hours.
  5. 9am, you try to reopen the ticket, but the ticket workflow doesn’t allow the ticket to be reopened
  6. You file a second ticket
  7. rinse and repeat
[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
  1. My boss sees that I’ve closed 2 priority tickets in a timely manner thus meeting quarterly goals
  2. He gets executed during the next quarterly staff “restructuring”
  3. The king is dead, long live the king
  4. I see our new goals are for even faster close time
  5. Babylon falls, the wheel turns

Should’ve just dug ditches for the army at least I’d be staying fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Well at least I'm not the only one who's been through this.

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