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Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.
When does it become interplanetary?
Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.
We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.
Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"