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What was the funniest/dumbest/most embarrassing thing you or a friend did blackout drunk? (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Tried to do the worm, bruised my chin and bit my tongue in the process. Then I opened a beer (glass bottle) and broke the rim slightly in the process. My ex (no I don't mean she's my ex only now, she already was at the time) was there and I took a swig despite her protestations that it was sharp and would cut me. Immediately started bleeding from the lip, and she had to take me to the bathroom to clean me up. I don't know why she put up with me for as long as she did.