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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm banned from certain casinos, virtual and IRL, because I work in the gambling industry and my parent company owns them so there is a potential conflict of interest.

Arguably worse than most of the replies here since it is a career choice instead of one act of indiscretion. My company was featured on John Oliver last month lol, I was saying we needed to add it to our branding, "As seen on tv!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have you ever thought about sneaking in with a disguise for “one last, big score”?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Managing data pipelines doesn't exactly give me the skinny on how to beat the house.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

No, but it does mean that you should have the ability to learn how to count cards. Unfortunately you need several people that know how to count cards to pull off a blackjack scheme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

suuuuure…

(psst!! hey! shh… so we could all wear costumes, and I’ll pretend to be your gay husband but I’m actually the grease man)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

grabs a glob o’ grease