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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

This.

"According to my analysis, a "Work From Home" strategy would eliminate the burden of office rent, utilities, inspections, and other arbitrary expenses."

"None of that affects my compensation package. Requiring employees being here would increase productivity, and profit."

"Actually, the data has shown that productivity and work flow has incre..."

"Fuck that, I know they're jerking off, eating Cheetos, and playing video games on my clock. Bring them back, now."