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WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

There was no queue for the men's. I respect queues, which is why I used the men's - I didn't want to have to join it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, we might have to get a ruling on that. Surely there's someone in a powdered wig somewhere who can give us the official stance.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The swings are my jam lol

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

She is banned from multiple restrooms...

I need to meet some British women

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

“Toilet policing” sounds like someone’s arresting a dump

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mister Hankey has entered the chat.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

“Well Hiiiiiiii-di-hoooo…”

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bouncers apparently do

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol

“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it's trashiness appeals.

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