Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.

There was no queue for the men's. I respect queues, which is why I used the men's - I didn't want to have to join it.

As an American, I reserve the right to drop a deuce in my pants if the queue takes too long…

Toilet policing is a bizarre British cultural ritual I honestly doubt I'll ever understand, but it's the sort of quirk that's probably to be expected from that sort of backwards little shithole country.

Bouncers apparently do

Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol

“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”