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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games until your computer turns into a black hole because there is too much information in too little of a volume.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Even better! According to no hiding theorem, you can't destroy information. With black holes you maybe possibly could be able to recover the data as it leaks through the Hawking radiation.
Perfect for long term storage

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

i love this comment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Longer than your lifespan, too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Longer than the life span of the most long-lived star. By orders of magnitude.