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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

There were a LOT of phones out recording during the scuffle.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I mean, if these poor little ICE agents can be felled by the bodyslamming skills of [checks article] a congressperson, I'll tear through them like a hurricane!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I want to know who, how, and when this bodyslam occurs. I see no bodyslam in any video I can find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Unless Jesse Ventura came out of retirement and won a seat in Congress without me knowing it, it's all just MAGA kayfabe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

And now it's in my head...

Here I am!
Bodyslamming Hurricane!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Mm... then this is likely just a bluff this time around - something to scare the politicians and for the base to file away so they're even more inclined to support the coming mass arrests.