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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.

I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.

Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is fabricated and homosexual.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he needed the setup for the pun. You can't deny the puns. They want to live!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Ah I've not made it to the lv20 Pun Deployment threshold yet. I've been finishing my runs at the end of the route like a clown all this time!