Most durable Tesla product (midwest.social)

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Tesla would charge at least $249 for that. With a $100 non-refundable preorder fee.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This is something you can buy today! Be sure to pay us a lot of money, you'd be insane not to. OK not today but next week! OK maybe not next week but this year for sure! Due to interference of the DISPICABLE LEFT it's delayed till next year, but next year for sure. Just pay the $500 upfront to be sure to get some of the first batch!

And the stock market gobbles it up... Disgusting!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Upgrade to the deluxe model to get included grommets, only $200 more

this post was submitted on 06 May 2025

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