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My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired
That's.. Not really a couple dispute, is it? Still, pretty funny lol
He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn't really count
βI can fix Lonestar.β
No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up
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No, I donβt think I will. Thank you.
She should've just given him the raspberry.
What's up with the calling Lonestar?
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I'm leaning toward the first.
East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.
Spaceballs reference maybe?
Look, just don't, OK?
Just completely random