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Well, where are they, exactly?
Hiding from guillotines.
I think it's time to make an American version of the guillotine where we replace the sharp blade with a giant rock, and keep everything else the same.
It seems appropriate
Given the seeming plummet of intelligence in the US we should name it the Ungabunga. The fact that cavemen didn't live in caves and weren't dumb is the other half of the reason.
People never lived in caves? Excuse me, what?
Maybe they’re conflating the word cavemen with neanderthals.
I mean, archaeologists would argue that both did, there's simply less found evidence of neanderthals doing it, but it is there. Fires, butchered animal bones, clearly intentional burials, art, the only evidence they haven't found is a sign on a nail saying "home sweet home".
Yeah, caves seem pretty awesome to live in honestly. Compared to outside.
Right? Safety, radiant warmth, no wind or rain, no effort to build, it's ridiculous to say that people wouldn't use caves.
That's the common interpretation though. Not in science of course.
The American version is calling up Israel for a bombing run.
Contributing millions to dark pacs, which bankroll media outlets either directly or through ad money.
Although now I’m sure they’re also buying shitcoins in closed door meetings at maralago as well.
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