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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

This would absolutely be my husband if he opened a container like that. Scooped a hole in the middle of the brownies I made a few weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

He is going to food jail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, classic troll brownie move. Bonus if he still cut out a square of brownie, but diagonally in the center.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I can't eat a brownie unless it's $ shaped

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You're saying he left the lovely edge pieces for you? What a gentleman!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Everything reminds me of donut