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I'm a virgin, AMA (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Unfortunately late to another trend yet again. Due to my harsh stances on cabbages I haven't had much success with the ladies. Not a joke thread btw ask anything you want.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What did cabbage do to you?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It killed my family and took my (adopted) kids. So now i roam the internet seeking my revenge at every corner and i don't know how longer i can keep going without finding my peace.

Joking aside here's the real answer:

I have no strong feelings towards cabbages, however since my pfp used to be a cabbage the internet demanded i must state my position on the "cabbage question".

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That’s tough, I hope you can find your peace

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

As of 2020 there were 71 million tonnes of cabbage produced, so i still have a long way to go.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah currently there are a lot of reactionary elements resisting the de-cabbagification of the world. But when worldwide communism is achieved, I'll be there.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Let’s work hard to get to worldwide communism fast then

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Me when i see the button to erase capitalism (alongside cabbages) from the earth xi-button

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