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Man told to leave U.S. despite being a born-and-raised citizen (www.wkow.com)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I saw this when it popped up in my news feed yesterday or the day before. My first thought was to send them a letter back, including their original letter, saying simply:

Dear Fascist,

Regarding your previous letter: Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Pigtails

Perhaps with more flowery wording, but that would be the jist and all this bullshit deserves. Maybe somebody here can help write a more polite, yet insulting reply?

For anyone that does get one of these letters and doesn't want to risk an terrorist led kill squad at their door, the experts are recommending that you gather proof of your citizenship and contact an immigration attorney immediately.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

One of my personal favorites is to refer them to the response in Arkell v. Pressdram (1971)