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[-] [email protected] 149 points 1 month ago

I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:

Piss on carpet.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yes, this is the way. Make sure to shit on your ~~couch~~ wife once in a while. Gotta fuzz the fuzz once in a fuzz..

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The dude: but I really liked that rug. It really held the room together.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Piss on carpet.

Why end? I think it's a great way to start a conversation.

Poop on the celling.

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2025
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