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A fair Genie (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Wings? Nah, if I can't fly like Goku I don't want to fly at all.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

dunno. inflating like a pufferfish and becoming a dirigible is cool too. i could go for that.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Thank you for that visual. I never realized the world needed Zeppelin Man.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As long as you don't become Hindenburg Man

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So like, did you know if you jar farts you can still make blue darts with em

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The genie grants your wish. You inflate via your own flatus. When you land, you have to release a fart big enough to buoyantly lift an entire human body.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Aww he gets me

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I'm sure you mean grown up DBZ Goku, but I would 100% take a flying nimbus and putter around the skies on my little cloud buddy. Just remember to pack a parachute!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fine. You get superhero-style flight. But just to be a dick, the genie makes it so you can only fly feet first.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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