936
Me want cookie (mander.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
51 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.

She then says something like "do you want a cookie, cookie monster?"

I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) "me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!" And start enthusiastically eating her out.

Just something to consider.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

What if I don't want to consider?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I would like to unconsider

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

To unconsider Pussy Monster Facts, please text “No More Pussy Monster” to (202)-456-1414

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The guy at that number will grab up all the pussy facts you got.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's very considerate of you

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Cookie is already a slang term for pussy, you can skip that step.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
936 points (99.3% liked)

Science Memes

15352 readers
2331 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.

Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]