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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] bdonvr 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Final boss: agnostic vampire

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success.

Hunter: Yeah, I really don't know. You look really strong but I'm really strong too.

Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me!

Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I'm even more uncertain.

Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And deodorant