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According to the statement given by the police, Zack was found by his mother. Preliminary investigations suggest he had slipped on the remains of a rotting carcass, seemingly that of a rat, falling face first onto his desk's edge fracturing his frontal lobe and parietal bone. His body was found to be drenched in what appeared to be moldy coke, however further investigations to his untimely death are pending. Fans of Zack speculate on the possibility of foul play, a setup perpetrated by the "woke left", however these wild accusations are largely unfounded.

RIP BOZO NOW MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE CLEAN crab-party crab-party crab-party

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're an asshole for getting my hopes up catgirl-cry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm manifesting reality over here. Gimme a few tries and I'll succeed keikaku

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Everyone knows the lathe can only be used to manifest bad things, never good things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If there's a will, there's a way