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[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If writing software makes you some sort of magician then writing in assembly should surely mean you are a cleric or warlock.

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[–] vivendi@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I designed microcontrollers and wrote assembly for them

Now I'm just a regular software dudebro

What class do I get?

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[–] thirteene@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Seeker, you learned your people's language and then learned the way of the world.

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[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago

Either respec or multiclass

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

I havent worked with assembly or any firmware in 10+ years, but from memory, I think it's more like being a Witch Doctor. You got primitive things and no idea what they do, but the specific patterns and dances make things happen.

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