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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We distribute milk in plastic bags.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whhaaa...? How does that work?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They take a cow, put it in a plastic bag, mush it around a bit, and then pull out the cow. Instant bagged milk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not sure where the difficulty lies.

You take milk. You take a plastic bag. You put the milk into the plastic bag.

(I'm not being sarcastic here, I'm genuinely flummoxed at where the conceptual problem is.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it's liquid in plastic bag. It can easily get squashed coming back from the shop, and how on earth do you pour it from a plastic bag without it going everywhere? There's no stability

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For the first problem, you use thicker grades of plastic. If you tried to tear one of these plastic milk bags by hand you'd be ... well ... it's hard, just trust me. (Hell, they're even marginally knife-resistant. Don't ask me how I found out.)

For the second problem there are special holders custom shaped to put the bags in. Maybe a picture will help.

Wait until you find out that craft beer in China is sold in bags too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe a ~~picture~~ pitcher will help.

Missed an opportunity there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What? And remove the joy of people making that pun themselves? Nah. It's more fun letting other people have fun!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crikey how clever! Thanks for sharing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No troubles, mate.