When America inevitably breaks into several protofascist splinter states I want to see at least one of them field an Olympic Generalizing-Criminality-Into-Innocence team. At this point one of them could mailbomb a kindergarten and the rest would be at the rally the next day talking about "he just liked chemistry, he was arrested for having a hobby" and "I thought you libs wanted us to use the post office now it's a crime to mail a package?!"