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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Okay, I get the idea of smart AC for example - be elsewhere, turn it on remotely so that it's comfortable when you get home. Fine. But a toilet? You are physically present there, you can push a button to flush. Or are you telling me that you're shitting remotely now too?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    you're shitting remotely now too?

    Do we tell them about the remote shit technology that just landed from Uranus?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    It’s not that great anyway. Your local toilet will surreptitiously grab and analyze your poop, dispose of it so you don’t need to flush, and have the remote toilet extrude an identical copy someone else has to flush.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Hands free means you don't have to touch the handle with dirty hands, but you can do that with a motion sensor too.

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