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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I would hope just motion activated. I really don't want to have to yell at my toilet either.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Yeah. I'm absolutely opposed to unnecessarily "smart" devices.

    I have a strong aversion to voice activated anything. Smartphones have had voice assistant's since forever but whenever I've tried it I just find it to be a clunky awkward imprecise user interface.

    Why do something in a few clicks when 10 minutes of miscommunication will do?

    In-house toilet facilities are more or less a solved problem. These idiots un-solved it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "Oh, SHIT!"

    flush

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Poker night: Read 'em and weep boys, straight flush!

    From the other room: *flushing noises*

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