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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How the fuck can a faucet be smart? It's a valve! It turns one way, or it turns the other way! It is only slightly less dumb than the counter top!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah but what if you could make it worse? What if you could add the garbage motion sensor that takes ten hand waves to get working? Or add a touch screen that showed you visually how hot or cold the water was and could also show you ads?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!

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