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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In return all I want is a nice house, Internet access, and daily food deliveries.

I'll do it for free, you can kill me after.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, honestly. Screw humans. They suck donkeyballs.