this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Granted."

All blind people get eyesight for 30 seconds at different times while they're asleep

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Oof, monkey's paw vibes right there