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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 75 points 2 years ago (18 children)

The last good year. Truly they are the most intellectually advanced society.

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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Except no one can get laid apparently

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

They have 2d waifus, who needs women?

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[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

And they're a bunch of xenophobic racists.

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[–] shawn1122@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Thought you were talking about America's elected government for a second there.

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[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Such a good one dude!!! You should try stand up!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Oh you can if you have money, just head to Soapland in Tokyo.

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[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

According to my research all of their genitals are pixelated. What did they expect?

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

So it's exactly like my year 2000, too!

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (8 children)

What happened after 2000 that made everythimg bad?

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[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

9/11

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I forgor 💀

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago*

Fuck you, actually making me laugh out loud at something

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[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Damn it I forgor too

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[–] lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago (2 children)

Social media maybe?

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[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Social Media didn’t exist yet was all user groups, mailing list, irc, and AOL chat rooms. Would be another 4-5 years before they came onto the scene as we know it today

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 years ago

Wish I developed a brain sooner to enjoy that age properly...;_;

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[–] index@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago

intellectually advanced society.

How do you even measure that?

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