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World's smallest microcontroller looks like I could easily accidentally inhale it but packs a genuine 32-bit Arm CPU (www.pcgamer.com)
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[–] [email protected] 175 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

The future: we have replaced the microplastic in our blood with microcontrollers

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And each of them is powerful enough to run Doom

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You had me at "run Doom".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

So right at the end?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you are saying once it gets into your bloodstream you are doomed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

in every meaning of the word

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I live in Denmark, work in a location with about 120 people. Two of them believe this, and there is a third one who's a massive Trump fan. I try to not interact with them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure they have interesting things to say about the covid vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

about ~~the covid~~ vaccines.

There, all fixed now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's spreading around Scandinavia like wildfire, no idea why, but lot of people are scared of this happening.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And the microcontrollers to control the microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And the microcontrollers will be charged by mitochondria.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

The powerhouse of the cell??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would you like gray goo with that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes please. Can't be much worse than what we have now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

At what point do we become Borg

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

32-bit processor, the powerhouse of the cell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

and it has started already! didn't you hear about the covid vaccine!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

You guys are so out of the loop! RFK Jr has known about this and has been speaking about it since at least 2001 when he had that brain worm removed.