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Hiring is broken (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hiring me has many benefits!

  • does work
  • shows up
  • takes average amount of toilet brakes
  • rarely breaks things
  • fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER "BENEFITS" FUCKING SOUND!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

You get free coffee?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I work in an office, that's the bare minimum here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I get chocolate milk and lemonade too!