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Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I mean, I figured it was more meme-y than accurate, but good to know. Still, they're smart as fuck and mourn their dead, and seem to have rituals, sacred spaces, and generational knowledge. Shrink them suckers down and let me give a whole herd of petite pachyderms a patch of paradise, please

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just saying that, if they are sapient, you'd basically be doing an Oompa Loompa to the elephants.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me

    What do you get when you capture and cage Tiny elephants filled with wisdom and rage? Forcing them to work against their own will What do you think they'll do when they've had their fill?

    Oompa loompa doompety dack If you're not cruel, they won't attack You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do

    They may be small but they're clever and bright With memories long and a thirst to fight They'll band together while you sleep at night And stomp on your toes with all of their might!

    Oompa loompa doompety dight Listen to now and set things right You can befriend them instead of enslave And they'll trumpet your name from tunnel to cave

    What can you gain from your wicked small zoo? When friendship and trunk-shakes are waiting for you? The karma returning from your evil schemes Will haunt all your days and plague all your dreams!

    Oompa loompa doompety doo Treat little creatures with respect that's true Oompa loompa doompety dee Set those wee elephants instantly free!

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