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I saw this post and it got me thinking. ~(Minor~ ~edit~ ~of~ ~an~ ~old~ ~meme~ ~I~ ~don’t~ ~think~ ~I~ ~ever~ ~posted~ ~anywhere.)~

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Constructs are great. Their main downside for being a BBEG is independent agency as most are created to be automatons. But that could be exploited. you could have a Marut whose golden tablet was corrupted or was written so badly that it has misinterpreted it's goal and is now on the warpath against entire cities.

You could also have a construct that has an intelligence in it. Some constructs are simply imbued with sentience, like Warforged. And magical AI works but you could have a caster that made a modified Magic Jar and created a construct to house their soul. Now that wizard has a new body to conquer the world and you can bite his shiny metal ass!

But the immunities are nice. Generally the physicality is fixed so you can't change their form. Exhaustion, poison, paralyzed and petrified generally don't work either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lorewise maruts are damn near incorruptable, but even just a rogue modron could be cool if done right. A marut is also unlikely to misinterpret the contract, but the signatories might have.

“[…] A marut enforces what is written, not what was meant by or supposed to be understood from the writing. The Kolyarut rejects contracts that contain vague, contradictory, or unenforceable terms. Beyond that, it doesn’t care whether both parties understand what they’re agreeing to.” There’s also a reason they’re called “nigh-unstoppable inevitables”.

I guess now that I think about it, a simulacrum is a construct as well, but I’d have a hard time counting one of them. Most powerful constructs tend to be golems or a colossus like the Walking Statues of Waterdeep, not independent thinkers, just powerful brute force minions.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Rogue modron BBEG" would be so funny. Graft it to a CR20 statblock and laugh as this goofy ass TPKs your party