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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Heck, there was a toy Xenomorph for 1979's Alien too! And that was even weirder because Alien was R rated and theoretically no children should have been allowed to watch it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

We had that toy as kids. We never saw the movie (still haven't to this day), we just thought it was cool.