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    [–] [email protected] 159 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Or do the opposite for..relief

    Fucking mv doc doc1

    Fucking shutdown

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

    I wonder if you could make it sass you every so often to complete the effect.

    Fucking shutdown

    Chill my man. I'm on it.

    [–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (4 children)
    [–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago

    please touch my-doc πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

    [–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

    ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    [–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I thought for sure, for sure this was bullshit. For sure Linux doesn’t have a touch command. What could it possibly do.?

    Changing timestamps and creating empty files..

    Of course, that makes so much sense. πŸ€”

    [–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    It does make sense! When you modify a file, you do "things" on it, you write it. So the minimum you can possibly do to a file to modify it, is "to poke it": to touch it.

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I mean I’m sure that’s the logic or something but..

    Man it just feels wrong. Like the sonic hedgehog gene feels wrong. You know?

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Hahahha, I just learnt about that gene a little while ago and thought the same: that's an stupid name for a gene. How would you name them? (the gene and the command)

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    Imagine being a doctor telling a couple their fetus died because of a sonic hedgehog gene mutation, tho. (This does happen)

    Like, it won’t matter in another few hundred years, but culture is difficult right now.

    Makes me wonder if the romans did meme shit like that. They graffiti shitposted and whatever so..

    Luckily nobody asks me what I would name shit because my pets are testament to my complete lack of creativity. 😊

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

    I would call the gene fingerer

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

    Ah Donglegate, good times. Even funnier that the guy who got fired because of this lady’s tweet sided with her like a meek little bitch.

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

    "Fucking" would be funnier and more grammatically correct.

    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    There’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    It sounds fun and "magic" but it is hella scary to blindly run some "fixed" command

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    I believe it does take confirmation via the ENTER key.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

    It does! It’s usually pretty good at figuring it ont to. Though I only use it with non-destructive commands

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
    [–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

    Shorthand that works anywhere: sudo !!

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

    Between the fuck utility and this alias idea, when I set up my next box I'm absolutely aliasing "fuck off" for sudo the last command and "please" for sudo itself

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

    Yup I'm stealing that lol

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

    How do you alias the last command? My aliases are all hard coded. I had no idea you could send a variable to an alias

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

    Probably with !! (!n will be the command corresponding to the number n in your history, !! is shorthand for the last command)