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Anon is nothing more than a tool (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the story is written from the perspective of a literal toaster, not a human
(the primal urges / bodily needs being just normal hunger for food)

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the "getting rusty" as well.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of "gf is prego"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

sauce?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Fuck, that one killed me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

ffs lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yea, it's pasta sauce

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD

I missed the joke by a mile.