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When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults (s3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com)

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When the Bard has a whole excel database of insults

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The real crime here is using Excel as a database.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

SELECT Insult FROM Insults
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 1

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

That reminds me of my previous job at a factory where a business critical database was maintained as a single Excel file with 15000 rows and 200 columns, and now all of my bones are in attack position.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Excel databases are totally fine if the only reader is human