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[–] [S] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

"born: ha ha, died: hee hee"

That joke should have been made in a movie or a tv show a long time ago. I'm imagining some obscure 1980s zombie movie and two of the leads are in a graveyard.

"Look! 'Born: ha ha. Died: hee hee.' "

"What?"

"On the tombstone."

"I'm not in the mood for—"

"Look!"

He looks. "I'll be fucking damned."

"I don't think you should have said that in a graveyard."

"I'll be fucking damned. It's gonna be dark soon. We gotta find shelter." Five minutes of screen time later - he's killed by a pack of zombies ripping him to shreds.

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