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[–] 73 points 2 years ago (3 children)

jokerfied

Please engrave "ha ha hee hee" on my gravestone but make it look like the dates so it reads "born: ha ha, died: hee hee"

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  • [–] [S] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "born: ha ha, died: hee hee"

    That joke should have been made in a movie or a tv show a long time ago. I'm imagining some obscure 1980s zombie movie and two of the leads are in a graveyard.

    "Look! 'Born: ha ha. Died: hee hee.' "

    "What?"

    "On the tombstone."

    "I'm not in the mood for—"

    "Look!"

    He looks. "I'll be fucking damned."

    "I don't think you should have said that in a graveyard."

    "I'll be fucking damned. It's gonna be dark soon. We gotta find shelter." Five minutes of screen time later - he's killed by a pack of zombies ripping him to shreds.

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