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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We're gonna need a bigger surveillance apparatus

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Leaked image of their new detection system:

It puts out a green ball whenever someone has unkind thoughts about health insurance companies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Add in something linking the balls, and you have an infinite anal bead producer! Production will be through the ~~sphincter~~roof!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I think it will be expanded: no need to worry about that, citizen!