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An unusual job posting
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this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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Dealer's choice ehh? Let's go with "explosive herpes".
Doctor's have never seen anything like it before, explosive, just completely explosive.
Like a minefield around the mouth that usually looks like almost everything just went off. The boils in-between could get pretty huge for the face, too. Like a quarter inch. I actually have a dormant variety because I once tried to hug mom and a few of them popped. She screamed and hit me and made me promise to never do it again...
To shreds you say
Sounds like something will Farrell would say. Approved.