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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A person who wants to have more sex than he's getting. I'm going out on a limb here assuming it's a he.

You can't do it in the tub. Besides whatever sanitary issues you might be thinking, having sex in water sounds more fun in your head than it is in reality. It tends to wash away all the natural lubricant and just doesn't work. Doing oral on someone sitting on the edge works, but that's about it.

Having sex on the hard tile floor next to it is super uncomfortable. Probably have issues getting a foothold, especially if you're fresh out of the hot tub. Maybe do that once.

Having sex standing up is fun every once in a while, but not on the regular unless you're really into that.

This is how you design a sex room when you haven't had very much sex, especially not sex in kinky locations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This is correct , we have a two person hot tub and sex is not something we do in it. We can just wait till we are out of it and have sex. Water ≠ lube

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

We did the hot tub on our honeymoon and really enjoyed it, but that was our only time. Haven’t gotten back to a place with a private one and just the two of us since then, unfortunately. It significantly increased my desire to buy one but I’d probably have to move someplace without neighbors to enjoy it that way.