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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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The house seems a bit on the ostentatious side, and then...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/156467825#%2F%3Fchannel=RES_BUY

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Don't overlook those sinks - they're weird. I was very disappointed by the toilets though, very functional. Luckily you get to scroll past an actual pulpit first.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Do you think they give sermons to their dog from that pulpit or something?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Oh I suspect everyone in the house has had a good talking to from that.

"Jimmy, you forgot the 'no solids in the lav after midnight rule. Father is waiting in the pulpit."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like the owner rocked up at a church that was closing down and said "we'll take the lot".

Especially what looks like a font being used as a bathroom sink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

How much for the consecrated altar you cowards?

Most of the seating in the house looks about as comfortable as a pew.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That looks like it's a baptismal font by the sink? That raises more questions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The baptismal font is the sink. It looks weirder next to that very ordinary bog.