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[–] 36 points 2 years ago (17 children)

That soccer is boring. I'm european and love playing soccer but it's boring to watch.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    That's pretty much all sports IMO

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Can we get a sample of your username?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ...a sample? Like, you want to whiff farts orrrr?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No, a little soundbite. What accent is it? French?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Aah, I see. Well, it varies based on what I've eaten. I ate maple sausage and scrambled eggs with cheddar cheese and chives for breakfast so I guess it'd be an American fart?

    I'm afraid I don't have one in the chamber though, so no farts to share.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I think that's just sports in general. I enjoy playing almost all sportsball games. I'd sooner watch a Pong Livestream than watch 99% of sports.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Soccer is fine. It's the flopping which makes it unwatchable.

    Bro you are a full grown fucking man in the prime of your life and you just spent the last minute rolling around on the turf screaming in agony but now you're back at 100% for the next attack?

    The game really needs a rule which requires any player who goes to the turf for longer than 10s to get a sub or serve a 60s penalty.

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