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While I half agree that having these warnings there for a glass of wine is annoying, the context here is that people will genuinely believe alcohol consumption to be just a harmless passtime, but nobody will think this about getting body parts cut off.
Or you know, only one of them is really a thing people actually can emulate in real life,.
I don't know, I think I could get a pretty dangerous gladiatorial fight between my nieces and nephews with real swords.
I doubt any of them can swing hard enough to sever a head, but fingers aren't out of the question.
Hmm a person making two toddlers fight with real life swords actually wanting to instigate mutilation, vs.... having a drink.
I don't know about you, but I don't keep any gladius's around my house, but bottles of wine and actual silver goblets have been occasionally seen about my kitchen.
You clearly aren't the fun household, then.