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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I think they could muppetize most movies and come out with bangers

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

Literally all movies in existence would be improved if there were Muppets in them

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

they should just release muppet version of movies, like LEGO does with videogames

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Elmo as the girl with the red coat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit. Instant classic!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

It is the only way I would accept a remake of my favorite, which is the Princess Bride.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Lars Von Trier's Muppet Antichrist would certainly be something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: Return Of The Jedi

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Counter counter point Muppet Palpatine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mark Hamill remains as Luke, but Vader is a Muppet.

"No, I am your Father!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Would it please you to know that Mark Hamil was a guest on an episode of the Muppet Show?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That episode was genius.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, I can think of an entire genre where I wouldn’t want to see muppets. But then again, I’m sure there are “people” out there who would.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Documentaries? It's documentaries, right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

First 20m of the movie are exactly the same as the original Matrix

The pill is taken, he awakens in his pod

As Fozzie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Unconventional pick for Muppet Morpheus: Doctor Teeth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Take the red pill, take the blue pill, heck... Take em both!"

Neo nervously takes the blue pill

Doctor Teeth immediately slams the red pill

"Whoa!"

Doctor Teeth pulls two giant pill bottles (red and blue) and starts chugging them both

Camera pans to the ground as extra blue and red pills hit the ground as if spent brass

"Huh. Nothing else yet... ... Wait a minute.... WHHHOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Doctor Teeth starts vibrating and smoke starts pouring from his ears

"WWWWHHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Doctor Teeth phases out of this dimension, disappearing, but you can still hear his voice through the ether

"SSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They should do this and get good writers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for the Kill Bill movies with Muppets. Imagine Miss Piggy as Beatrix Kiddo, Muppet version of the Crazy Eighty Eight, or Fozzy playing Buck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Or, alternatively, a version with muppet versions of the actors, so you have muppetized versions of Uma Thurman, David Carradine, Lucy Liu, etc. Either way would be awesome.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I’m still waiting for muppet princess bride

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Most movies ... excluding erotica.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Frogs Gone Wild

Stuffin’ the Muppets

Miss Piggy’s Ham Slam

Sesame Seed

Zippy Unzipped

Beaker Does Dallas

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Rule 34 means it has to exist because it's the law.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fifty shades of green