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Just the essentials (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

You think I'm worried about fighting someone that has to reach over the gentry silverware to grab the knife?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

This is a valid argument and I'd hoped nobody would mention it. 😡

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Even match, The winner goes to the defender assuming lair advantage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I see, but my butler grants advantage on all reactions within a 5ft radius when performing the “Set Table Feat”, I know that applies to cordially invited enemies as well but the de-buff technically only says “applies to enemies” so I think that means he gets to roll a flat 20 but I will need a ruling from the DM.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

The fight would have been mine if it wasn't for the meddling buttler, you only had one knife to steal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No, No, No, it says right here you may use the Fork as an improvised weapon without your Dexterity modifier with disadvantage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It wouldn't be in character. I already went for the knife. Don't want to meta game.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh come on, if in real life I am sitting there and someone grabs my knife am I going to reach for the second knife I am well aware I do not have or will I reach for the obvious Fork? Honestly it’s more meta to force a loss from something My character would obviously know but I didn’t. DM!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

If thats the case, I would be forced to pull out the 1911 with the wiafu grips, while trying to make some distance. I was hoping to save the big reveal for my exit but that plan has gone out the window. Thats an action to switch equipment.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

My fork is pointier than the butter knives! I'll stab you!

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