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Make our brains FOSS! Why can't I just tell my brain that now is sleeping time and it will just sleep?!

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, legacy code and technical debt. Please check in with us in ~2000 years or so, we might have the next minor bugfix version up by then.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Patch notes

  • fixed that one bug
  • added 99 new bugs
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

🎶 One hundred and ninety nine bugs in the code, one hundred and ninety nine bugs! 🎶

🎶 *You take one down, patch it around, six hundred and forty-eight bugs in the code!*🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Looks back at the mountain of dead equipment that was used, tested, built, redesigned, failed or didn't function in order to get to this point

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Patch Notes: Fixed a memory leak. But that caused the sleep Guage to overflow back to 0 constantly. Waiting for the next software upgrade in 10,000 years to fix it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

memory leak

i fw that heavily