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Recently, I was shopping for a hard drive at a big box store and tried to filter by capacity ... (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it's probably more than the number of persons I can fit.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you have a rooaster drive somewhere nearby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Women ovulate whether or not there is a man around. If women could choose to not have menstrual cycles by not having intercourse with men I think we would have far more lesbians in this world haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Huh, that should've been obvious, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meh, easier for me to remember because I have hens out back and more eggs than I know what to do with.. give them away constantly and they still pile up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been considering getting chickens, but haven't had time to properly set things up, any chance I could become your neighbor?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You can just take my place and I'll go live out back with the chickens. The 4 older ones go spend half their day in the wooded area behind, I'm sure I could set up a fort back there and have an official forest chicken base.